Im Fat Because Every Time I Give Your Dad a Blowjob He Makes Me a Sandwich Shirt Funny Retro Pin-Up Tee Too Her Gift I Fuck Your Dad Version
$22.10
Step back into the cheeky charm of the 1950s with this funny retro shirt that blends vintage comic book style with outrageously bold humor. Featuring a vibrant pin-up girl t-shirt design, this tee proudly declares: “I'm Fat Because Every Time I Give Your Dad a Blowjob, He Makes Me a Sandwich.” For those who dare to go even edgier, we also offer a version that reads: “Every Time I Fuck Your Dad, He Makes Me a Sandwich.”*
This isn’t just another sarcastic t-shirt—it’s a statement piece. Whether you're looking for a hilarious gag gift for a friend, something unforgettable for a bachelorette party, or simply love collecting rude humor tees with a vintage twist, this shirt is the perfect pick.
Printed on soft, high-quality cotton with a unisex fit, this bold graphic tee is both comfortable and eye-catching. With dark humor tee energy and a design that screams 50s style shirt vibes, it’s ideal for anyone who loves edgy t-shirts that push boundaries while staying stylish.
Great for fans of funny pin-up tees, lovers of sarcastic retro fashion, or just about anyone who isn't afraid to laugh loud and live unapologetically.
Details:
Unisex sizing
Available in multiple colors
Adult humor – for mature audiences only
This fat joke tee isn't just about laughs—it's about attitude. A little dark humor, a touch of nostalgia, and a whole lot of sass.
Add it to your wardrobe, or gift it to that one friend who always takes it a step too far—in the best way possible.
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